Born at a very young age. Living vicariously through myself, the only thing stopping me from being pure white trash is my lack of motivation. I’m choosy, suspicious, and verry irrational. I’m also extremely jealous and slow to forgive…Just so you know. I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I am joking. Good Samaritan, washed-up athlete, specially gifted napper. My hobbies are breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Favorite snack: poundcake topped with cornflakes. Pet peeve: People with poor speling and gramar and too are dumb to know it. Always have pondered: Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?
Ok, so I tried to take this seriously, but simply can’t! Only because a band is not a serious thing (to me anyways), it’s only supposed to be serious fun. Otherwise why do it? Come see us play and have some serious fun. Seriously.